Oh, this magic power of art! It was worth writing about politically savvy and, as the topic went to the people - Galkovsky wrote like the British saved the dog of Romanovs, someone from nationalist parties also began to write about the zerchukov (sorry I lost a link!). In general, the theme of animals in politics took a well-deserved place in pop culture - it can be hoped for long-playing consequences.
On the other hand, the historical event was happening here - the foot of the LJ Jouser first stepped in the Lono of the Senate of the Russian Federation.
In connection with such a noteworthy event, it is impossible not to remember the alarmer, with which conscience and worth starting the theme of political animals - the favorite horse of the Roman emperor Caliguly in his nicknamed incitement once became the Roman senator.
Typically, incitates are submitted as a symbol of the ruler's dealeriety; crazy orders, which, nevertheless, are pursued; Appointments to the position of a person not at all suitable for it in all respects. And Kaligulu is respectively presented as a weakly, who introduced a horse in the Senate is simply due to its own madness.
Maybe I will surprise you, but any politician is a weak psychic. It is enough to look into the first newspaper, on the caricature, or just go through LJ. There are certain sites like compromising.ru or Lucmo, where there is not a single positive character. The situation is worse only when opponents will be overthrowing his place, they immediately begin the real literary process of black pian. The overthrown ruler turns rapidly in Tirana, smelly and generally the fiddle of hell from which was carried by gray. Tens and hundreds of books and monographs are written with new authorities where all the atrocities are described in detail, and the "old mode". After all, there is no loser, he can't answer anything, it is possible to lie without regardless - "missing is always wrong." For this, in any political issue, see what they write, and who and when said it - then you can look at the facts.
The degree of grotesque is usually directly proportional to the beplaceability and the displacement of the object being serviced. Look at the Louis King-Sun, Hitler or Nicholas of the Second - in the mass culture, this personification of evil, madness and lowest possibleness. Although if you look at their biography, this is almost holy people.
And vice versa of nothingness and traitors are equivalent to their meanness and insignificance appear on paper knights without reproach and flawed. It's hard to find anything bad about Stalin, Putin or half a sweat, because as a fireless puppet can be bad? It is impossible by definition.
There are such approach about Nicholas-bloody, "after us even a flood" and "no bread - eat pastries" usually crumble under the weight of our own evidence. It seems that they write about some psycho caliguly, films are filmed about psychopathy, but at the same time they say that he managed the entire Roman Empire and successfully fought with conspiracies, led victorious wars, conducted large-scale reforms and in general he conducted a subtle political game in the siscess of Rome's intrigues. What kind of psychopath is, if he is able to tempt strategic planning?
Accordingly, his "insane" mockery over the Senate was exemplary. Inexperienced in politics, a person may think that compromising or mockery should be carried out as strong as possible and rapidly - to tell this truth that it would not be forgiving. But in practice, it is much more efficient to "non-pack" of the compromote, or slow, gradual, millimeter per millimeter mockery, when the compromise is published according to the word, on line, paragraph and pleasure is stretched as much as possible. Such a slow guillotine is much more sensitive for the enemy. As one is only a threat of terrible action.
Kaliguli Horse, Salvador Dali's picture.
Served Caligula of poor senators in the first category. To begin, I will say that the horse was called the "Plenius" (piglets), but Caligula decided that it was not beautiful enough and on this horse visited an unprecedented luck - he began to constantly win on the races, for which he was complained by the name of the incitation (rapped, greyhound). He spoke in racing for the "green" party (the emperor was sick). Good luck was so great that on the eve of the jumps near the stall of the incitement was forbidden to noise under the fear of death, and on this occasion there were executions.
By the way, usually the historians of Rome are extremely little attention to the Roman circuses, more precisely, they pay indirectly. The mol was circus, but only as entertainment for mobile, allowing to forget about politics within the scope of "bread and spectacle". But as you can easily see this, it does not even happen in modern giant states with the religion of football, and in the cities of antiquity policies, where everyone knew each other, saw all over and was regulated by whom how long a tunic is worn ... Circus in Rome Unlike Senate played a paramount role. There was no two-chamber parliament with the fictitious lower chamber, and it could not be in the policy, its functions performed His Majesty Circus. On this, all the passions were boiled in stadiums - the whole society was divided into several "football teams" and all cultural and political life was buried around them. The main sport was not football as now, and more similar to the format for universal voting racing chariots.
Supply of horses and cats originally proceeded from the state and surrendered to the magistrates on the spill. The farther, the larger the release of magistrates became, the same delivery was organized into two large enterprises, may be subsidized by the government. These enterprises contain stables, horses, facial staff, schools for matters, traveled horses, etc. The technical name of these enterprises was Factio; The main head of the name Dommus factionis. Factions differed between themselves.
The two republican time companies dressed their riders alone into white, the other in red, and so wore the name: one - RusSata, the other - Albata. The imperial, probably, the time to these two joined blue and green (lat. Factiones Veneta and Prasina); Temporarily with domician there were still gold and purple (lat. Purpureus Pannus and Auratus Pannus). Of these parties, only blue and green and green played a prominent role in the imperial time; Near them focused all the interest of the visitors of the circus. Interest in horses, to the ages, excitement of rates - all this, the inflated participation of the highest layers of society, up to the emperor, led to the fact that the interests of the circus were the most pressing and lives of Rome.
The interest focused on the permanent carriers of those or other advantages - companies, suppliers of horses and cats - and inflated by the companies themselves; The viewer got used to assimilate himself the interests of the company, and thus it turned out a passionate participation in the fate of the wrong horse or the venge, but the parties. Passion has reached bouts and battles; The influential people of one party tried to damage the other; The emperors themselves spent a lot of time in the stables of the beloved party and the power of their power supported it to the detriment of the other. With a drop in culture, passionality reaches its apogee on the Hippodrome of Constantinople. The addiction to the parties supported the interests of the carriers of the Glory of the Party - Runs and Horses, especially the Afterwards, since the victory was most dependent on their dexterity.
Horses were excited great interest. Everyone knew the famous left villagers (lat. Funales) who won up a hundred times. Spain, Africa, Italy, Greece, Cappadocia competed by blood height and the rink qualities of their horse plants. Consumption and demand for horses were enormous; The horse plants obviously gave large breeders good income. Especially large enterprises of this kind have created wonderful pastures of Africa; A lot of Mosaic has been preserved, testifying to the love of horses, interest in them and the prevalence of contemporary in this Roman province. Each horse had his name and its genealogy; Hundreds of names are transferred to us with a variety of monuments, from Mosaik and lead-input tickets-Tesser. Horses-winners on the way to their stables made real triumphs.
Such were the elements from which a circus life was composed. Equally passionately lived this life and Rome, and the provinces. Antioch or Lyon was not inferior in this regard to Carthage and Corinth. Could not know in Rome than the war over the war with Germans or Parfyans, but everyone knew who won the last circus day - blue or green.
Agree, modern historical science makes it just a crime before history. Considering the Roman Circus of a little interesting entertainment element. I would even say that this is a big mistake than the inattention to the Caribbean of Pirate times, where the first stages of the history of the ancient civilization repeated in detail in the Middle Ages.
It is not by chance that the incitement first became a key figure on the circus arena, and then began to walk a horse on an administrative field, systemally moving to the "Senatorial Stall" - became a citizen of Rome and rich to the limit necessary for the property price of the passage in the Senate:
Like Tiberius, who had a favorite dragon, Caligula wound his beloved horse. Previously, his name was punched (which means "piglery"), but Caligula decided that this name was not beautiful enough, and renamed the horse in the incitement - "quickly". The incitence was always coming on the run first, and Caligula was so he adored him, which made a citizen of Rome first, then the senator finally listed on the list of candidates for the Consul post. The incitement received his own home and servants, he had a marble bedroom, where he lay a big straw mattress, changing every day, stood a feeder from ivory and a golden bucket for drinking, and the pictures of famous artists hung on the walls. Whenever incite won the race, he was invited to dinner with us, but he preferred a bowl of barley beer to fish and meat, which he always slept him Caligula. We had to drink twenty times for his health.
If it seemed to you that this is the top of mockery over the Sentels (mentally imagine the Senate of the Russian Federation), then cook popcorn - speech about antiquity, there people were in subtleties, and the Golden Palace was only the beginning.
After Caligula declared himself to God, he needed priests. The supreme priest for himself was he himself, and the subordinate priests were Claudius, Czoni, Vytelly, Gamornid, 14 forms, and, of course, incitrate. For each, it was required to pay 8,000,000 sisteries. So that the horse was able to assemble the necessary funds, from his behalf all the Italy's horses were charged with an annual tribute.
Finally, he announced his horse to the "embodiment of all the gods" and ordered him to read. The usual form of the state oath was added "for the sake of well-being and good luck of the incitement."
Although, however, the Senate did not remain in debt, shortly after the election of the incitrate by the senator, the conspirators kill Caligula, but the horse cannot touch the horse, because Exile of one of the members of the Senate Stick about two ends and a dangerous precedent.
After the murder of the emperor, in defense of the incitement, it was said that he, unlike other senators, did not kill anyone and did not give the emperor a single bad council. Senators also encountered a problem: according to Roman laws before the expiration of the term of office of anyone from the Senate, even a horse, it was impossible to expel. But the output was found.
The Emperor Claudius recalls the events that they were made after the death of Caligules and the capture of power:
"" Another leading senator, degraded by me, was the Kaliguly horse incite, which he had to become a consul in three years. I wrote to Senate that I have no complaints about the personal morality of this senator or to his ability to perform those tasks that until now was charged with him, but he no longer has the necessary financial qualification. I cut the subsidy given to Him Caliguly, to the daily diet of the cavalry horse, fired his bangs and placed him in an ordinary stable, where the nursery was made of wood, and not from ivory, and the walls were whiten, and not decorated with frescoes. However, I did not give him with my wife, mare Penelope, it would be unfair. ""
It is worth mentioning that the name of Caligula itself is a pseudonym. As a child, Guy constantly lived with his parents in military camps. I walked in soldier's clothes, I wore a soldier's pseudonym. Yes, and in the rest of his life, the emperor wondered for the people, was a big ascetic and a favorite of soldiers:
The nickname "Caligula" ("boot") he owes a camp joke, because he grown up among the warriors, in the clothes of the ordinary soldier. And what attachment and love of the troops have gained such education to him, it became best to see when he one of his appearance undoubtedly reassured the soldiers, outdiving after the death of Augustus and already ready for any madness.
The rest of his names are not less cool: Castorum Filius ("Son of the Camp") and Pater Exercituum ("Father Troops"). Therefore, I propose to bring some outcome, and in the era of a hyperinformational society to change the polarity of one political term.
Let's see in the legendary incitement of skillful mockery over usurpated power by tyrants and ignoramuses. It is he who is never needed by our time and our country.
So played in the words of Derzhavin,
Non-indignation.
And I surrender (to blame!),
What Topics Caligula and Slary,
What did the horse intense, say
Send to be present in the Senate.
I remember: in his youth captivated
Ironing his irony;
And my thought painted
In the walls of the Sacred Tribunal,
Among the dignitaries, horse.
Well, was it there in no way there?
For me - in the parade chiprak
Why not be a horse in the Senate,
When to sit people know
Appropriate in the horseman?
Well, does the sound of a funny rzhya
Was for the empire harmful
And slave silence
And flattery breathing speeches?
Well, is it a horse of beautiful muzzle
Did not overthow insignificant
And I did not harden the posture of proud
People who are accustomed to falling NIC? ..
I am now the same thing,
What is unlikely to meet us
Such to cowards and to slaves
Gorgeous contempt.Thanks to the efforts of the horses, the jury issued terrorist, wounded by the trepov town, right from the courthouse. In addition! Nowadays it is difficult to imagine that a person who has seen on the life of a large politician will not suffer any punishment.
Litguards
Fate kept him theatrical stage or writing fate. The father of Anatolia Koni was a famous water-owned and theater critic, and the mother played on stage. The godfather Anatoly became the famous novelist Ivan Lazhechnikov.
However, the young man chose a different way. The scene has become a court place for him. He had to participate in drams, tragedies and comedies of life. He performed all the vintage role: he was a villain - the prosecutor in the eyes of the accused; noble father, jury and protect them from mistakes; The resonant, since the law of senators should clarify as an overa-prosecutor.According to the legal entrance, Koni went randomly. He ahead of time he entered the University of St. Petersburg at the Physics and Mathematics Faculty, after the sixth grade of the gymnasium. Moreover, answered worthy of questions and outside the program. As a result, the famous Professor Somov came to such a delight that he raised his horses in the air, exclamation: "I demolish you!" But, seeing the offended face of the future student, left him alone.
In December 1861, the University of St. Petersburg was closed for an indefinite time due to student unrest. A random meeting with educated lawyers Viktor Fuchs and Peter Konzny decided to fate. And he graduated from the Law Faculty of Moscow University. Career has been successful. After worked out for several years in litigation chambers, and later the prosecutor of the district court in St. Petersburg, Koni acquired the fame of a good speaker and a talented judicial figure.
On January 24, 1878, Koni came to the position of Chairman of the St. Petersburg District Court. On the same day, Faith Zasuli shot from a pistol was injured by Trepova. After just two months, a trial of a terrorist took place. For the first time, such a loud business was entrusted to the court of jury attempted in 1864. The accusatory decision was waiting for the king in the Winter Palace, the liberal intelligentsia was eager for the excuse. The crowd of sympathizer was crowded from the courthouse in anticipation of the verdict of the jury. Horses had to chair the court on this case. In his resume, he did not push the jury in one direction or another, but only covered the logical path before them, which they must pass. Its resume was so brilliant that in the case of faith, Zasuli jurors made an acquittal verdict. However, it cost him a forced break in his beloved work in the Criminal Court, he was transferred to the Civil Department of the Judicial Chamber.
However, the authorities appreciated Anatoly Fedorovich. In 1885 he was appointed Ober Prosecutor of the Criminal Cassation Department of the Senate. On this occasion, even appeared epigram:
In Senate Konya
Caligula led
It is, removed
and in the velvet, and in the chant.
But I will say
we have the same arbitrariness:
In the newspapers I read
what horses are in the Senate.
What horses answered with his epigram:
I do not like such irony,
How people are prohibitive evil!
After all, then progress,
that now horses,
Where there used to be only donkeys.After five years, Koni left judicial activities and decree of the emperor was transferred to the general meeting of the first department of the Senate as a present senator.
In July 1906, the head of the Cabinet of Ministers Peter Stolypin offered Koni to enter the government as Minister of Justice. Three days Anatoly Fedorovich persuaded to take this post, but he, refused to unhealthy, categorically refused. In 1907, he became a member of the State Council, in habit combining the works for the benefit of the powers with teaching and writing. He suggested Lion to Tolstoy plots for the "Resurrection" and the "Live Corpse" borrowed from judicial practice.
Inexhaustible altruist
After the October Revolution, who deprived him of all privileges, Koni did not leave his homeland. Walking through the streets, he took the crutches with him (he got injured at the trail of the train at the Sestrian road in 1890) and often satisfied to relax, then the compassional women tried to submit him alms.
The brilliant speaker had one weakness: he stubbornly defended those norms of Russian speech, which existed during the times of his youth. For example, the word "mandatory" had, according to his conviction, one-only meaning is "kind." By the end of his life "Intimately" began to mean "certainly", which led horses into rage.
Imagine, "he said, worried," I'm going on Spasskaya today and I hear: "He will definitely misses you!" How do you like it? One person informs another that someone is kindly squeaked!
Eliminated from the litigation, Koni took up teaching activities: he began to read lectures at the University of Petrograd. He read several thousand public lectures in various educational institutions. And this is despite its age and state of health.
The studentism was zealously followed where and when the lecture of Anatoly Fedorovich is assumed, trying not to miss any of them. An old little man, with difficulty on the crutches, traveled to the place, descended on the chair, wiped the standing, tired face, more conveniently sat down and gradually transformed. The face acquired a calm expression, the eyes became mischievous and young, very weak first senile voice gradually became confident, and students forgot that in front of them an old man. "The audience always happened crowded, - recalled the student of the 20s of the Leningrad University of Andreev. - Sometimes there was not enough space on benches or on the chairs, and the listeners were located right on the floor, trying to take a place closer to Anatolia Fedorovich. Looking at him and listening to his shape Speech, often interspersed with jokes, sharp word, the image of the persons told in the person (he was an excellent guide), we were ready to listen to the speaker to infinity. "
Anatoly Fedorovich in the classes recreated the jury court, as he should have existed on the plan of the judicial reform of 1864. In order for the listeners to understand everything properly, in the goals of the most clear idea of \u200b\u200bthe role of the participants in the process, real "trials" were organized. At the lectures of Koni, it was possible to see deep, faded with the memories of elders, such as Vasily Ivanovich Nemirovich-Danchenko, and other representatives of literary circles, for whom he was greatly pleasure to listen to Anatoly Fedorovich. Horses recalled some business from his practice and offered his proceedings.
In an inexhaustible altruist until the latter hoped that a legal society would be reborn in the new state. 82-year-old horses argued: "I lived in life so that I didn't blush for. I loved my people, my country, served as I could and knew how. I am not afraid of death. I fought a lot for my people, for What believed. " In the spring of 1927, reading a lecture in a cold, unheated audience, a well-known judiciary, a former senator and member of the State Council, a brilliant speaker and a writer, Honorary Academician Koni trimmed and fell ill with inflammation of the lungs. Called it could not. On September 17, 1927, Anatoly Fedorovich did not. To the foot of the grave at the Tikhvin cemetery, Alexander Nevsky Lavra lay down hundreds of wreaths. In the mid-30s of the last century, the remains were transferred to the Little Mosts of Volkov Cemeteries.
The case of the crash of the imperial train
Anatoly Koni instructed the investigation of the case of the crash of the Imperial train on October 17, 1888. Then the imperial family miraculously managed to avoid death, said that Slay Alexander III supported the rolling roof of the car while his relatives did not get outwards, for which he paid for health. Which versions did not float, for example, the boy terrorist under the guise of the ice cream merchant brought a bomb to the train. However, horses denied all speculations. The principled criminologist came to the conclusion about the "criminal failure to fulfill his debt." Horses swung at the Higher Persons: He considered it necessary to give it to the court of members of the Board of the Kursko-Kharkov-Azov Railway for the embezzlement, as well as for bringing the road to a dangerous state.
It was that the imperial retinue was numerous, all important persons wanted to go with amenities and demanded a separate coupe, and even the car. As a result, the royal train became increasingly longer. He weighed to 30 thousand pounds, stretched 302 meters and more than doubled the length and severity of the ordinary passenger train, approaching weight to the commercial composition of 28 loaded wagons. According to experts, the collapse occurred just because the swollen steam locomotive broke the path and went off the rails.
I must say that in this form, the imperial train went to ten years. Railway workers who had the attitude towards him, and the Minister of Railways, knew that it was technically unacceptable and dangerous, but they did not consider it possible to intervene in the important minimization of the court's department. The confusion, in essence, was due to the fault of the Minister of Runs of Admiral Konstantin Put. In addition, his car was with defective brakes!
Seek a month after the crash was shifted from the ministerial post, but appointed to the State Council with a decent pension. His regretted. Everyone construed in the opinion that it would be inhuman to publicly declare him guilty. Alexander III of his will fully ceased to crash.
Case Queen Mitrofania
From the memories of Anatoly KoniAt the end of January or at the very beginning of February 1873, the Petersburg merchant Lebedev personally brought me as a prosecutor of the St. Petersburg district court to the complaint about the prosecutor's famous fame in St. Petersburg and Moscow, the Mitrofania of the Nordic-Pokrovsky Monastery in Serpukhov, accusing it in the life of bills from his behalf of 22 000 rubles.
When the hot summer of 1873 came, Mitrofania began to feel very bad in a stuffy hotel in one of the busiest and noisy places of St. Petersburg. The repetition of her interrogation was foreseen not very soon, and I, by agreement with the investigator, decided to satisfy her request and let her go on a mantis in Tikhvin, and then, if the time and course of the investigation, and on Valaam. A trip to Tikhvin has significantly strengthened it and caused the expression of genuine appreciation for "comfort in the bitter position" from her side ... In the posthumous notes printed in Russian Starne in 1902, she warmly recalls our attitude to It naively notes that he prayed in Tikhvin, by the way, and for the servant of God Anatoly ... At the end of January, or at the very beginning of February 1873, the St. Petersburg merchant Lebedev personally brought me as a prosecutor of the St. Petersburg district court for his famous famous in St. Petersburg and Moscow is a magnificent of the Mitrofania-Pokrovsky Monastery in Serpukhov, accusing it in the bootier of bills from his behalf in the amount of 22,000 rubles.
It would seem that the daughter of the governor of the Caucasus, the Freaste of the highest yard, Baroness Praskovya Grigorievna Rosen, in the monasticity of Mitrofania, standing at the head of various spiritual and charitable institutions, having connections on the most vertices of Russian society, living during the private arrival of his Petersburg in the Nikolaev palace and appearing On the streets in a carriage with a red court lacquer, apparently, could stand out suspected of committing a reservoir bill. But the arguments of the merchant Lebedev were so convincing that I immediately gave an offer to the judicial investigator Rusinov about the start of the investigation. The examination produced by him clearly proved the criminal origin of bills of exchanges, and, by agreement with me, he decided to attract Mitrofania as an accused and write it down for interrogations in St. Petersburg ...
Mitrofania's caused from Moscow stopped at the Moscow Hotel at the corner of Nevsky and Vladimirskaya ... The idle of Mitrofania was, if you can put it, completely ordinary. Neither its high and high-speed figure, nor the large features of her face with chubby cheeks framed by the monastic journey, did not constitute anything that reaches attention; But in the gray-blue on the cuddle of her eyes under the shifted eyebrows glowing a large mind and determination ...
The Forgre of Lebedev's bills was, in essence, the crime is quite ordinary for the situation and in testimony of various dark personalities put up with Mitrofania in their justification, and the three-year examination established with non-responsibility not only that the text of bills of exchange was written by her, but also that the most signature of Lebedev was on Warehouses and bills of blanks are forged, and attended quite inexpectorly, Mitrofania, who failed to hide some of the characteristic features of their handwriting. But the identity of Numereni Mitrofania was completely outstanding. It was a woman of an extensive mind, a purely male and business warehouse, in many respects of the smoking contraction with traditional and routine views that dominated the environment in the narrow framework of which she had to rotate ...
The most crimes are the fraudulent assignment of money and the things by the Medintevaya, the bearer of the wills of the rich Skopman Solodovnikov and Lebedev's bills, despite the entire prevalence of her actions, did not contain, however, in themselves the elements of personal careers, but were the result of a passionate and unique desire to support her , strengthen and expand the labor religious community created by it and not give it to appeal to the idle and tune monastery. Workshops - handicraft and artistic, breeding of silk worms, shelter for orphans, school and hospital for coming, organized by the provisions of the Serpukhovskaya Lady-Pokrovskaya community, were at that time an incredible innovation in the region of a worm and aimless asceticism of "Christ Brides". But all this was headed for too wide and demanded tremendous funds.
Never embarrassed in the methods of acquiring these funds, Imphetia Mitrofania seen their sources in a wide variety of enterprises: in the device on the lands of the monastery of plants "hydraulic lime" and soap, in having to receive a railway concession to the branch from the Kursk road to the monastery, in the discovery of the opening in Monastery of the relics of the New Year of St. Warlama, etc. When nothing came out of all this, Mitrofania turned to personal charity. Her connections in St. Petersburg, her proximity with the highest spheres and the possibility of generous distribution awards to the benefactors helped her cause a rich influx of donations from rich ambitions ... When the sources that fed such charity were exhausted, the influx of donations began to easily slightly. The destructive mitrofania of the institution, those of its children, thanks to which Serpukhov Resident was an active and vital cell in the cycle of the spiritual and economic life of the population, were to collapse. With a decline, the abode, of course, was pale and the role of an unusual and particularly influential position of the prisons. With all this could not make a proud and creative soul of mitrofania, and the latter went to crimes ...
Substitutional detention faced by the Moscow investigator, Mitrofania was transported to Moscow, where, if you believe it, it was probably an exaggerated statement on the court, nor San, nor the floor, no age had respect and legitimate ... still being in St. Petersburg, left by all who was not interested in personally in her justification as salvation from his own responsibility, she vaguely prefers and new accusations in a multi-day court session, and the refusal of the best advocacy forces from her protection, and the cruel curiosity of the public, and The sides of a small press, and insidious questions on the court, who had the goal to make her say out and give them a weapon itself ...
All this, combined, due to the exhaustive swelling of the legs, was reflected on the moral state of Mitrofania while her in St. Petersburg was encouraged by the investigator Rusinov - a man who knew how to connect heart sound with energetic activities - whenever possible avoid challenges of the Chamber of St. Petersburg judicial investigators where her appearance, of course, would initiate reinforced and greedy attention crowded in an extensive adoptive public ...
When the hot summer of 1873 came, Mitrofania began to feel very bad in a stuffy hotel in one of the busiest and noisy places of St. Petersburg. The repetition of her interrogation was foreseen not very soon, and I, by agreement with the investigator, decided to satisfy her request and let her go on a mantis in Tikhvin, and then, if the time and course of the investigation, and on Valaam. A trip to Tikhvin has significantly strengthened it and caused the expression of genuine appreciation for "comfort in the bitter position" from her side ... In the posthumous notes printed in Russian Starne in 1902, she warmly recalls our attitude to She naively notes that he prayed in Tikhvin, by the way, and for the servant of God Anatoly ...
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The artistic comparison is used not only for the abuse, but in order to somehow clarify the third party the touch experience, which was previously unfamiliar to her, in the absence of close analogues for comparison.
If someone read Harrison, he remembers how the hairy primitive Neanderthal-Paramutan explained the same primitive, but sober hunter-Cryanone Kerrika pleasure from the use of "fiery water".
It's just as good, "Paramutan said, - as there is a fresh liver, lying on a woman.
Good and direct Neanderthals simply combined the highest values \u200b\u200bin his life - to eat and fuck, and in this way described sensory experience from the boot in the hut hut. And notice - he did not say that the sensations are the same as there is a liver during sexual intercourse. He said - "It's just as good." "The same" and "also" are different things.
Kerrick tried to drink from the Burdychka, got into the hard bodun and said "Yes, that's good, but another time better let the liver and a woman." He, too, in his primitive simplicity, believed that the comparison was direct. And it turned out that you will suddenly become stupid, you will be laughing unfortunately and singing, and in the morning you will have a headache and drying.
Then people developed from the Stone Age to Space, and for comparison, all sorts of charts, graphs and video presentations began to use, like "how many matchboxes can be put out from the ground to the Sun", or "what will happen to a horse from a drop of nicotine."
And here it is necessary to clearly understand that comparisons are often entertaining, and are used for the sake of the comparisons themselves, and not at all for the transmission of sensory experience. People do not need to know - how many matchboxes can be stuck between the star and the planet. You just have so bad to do that they are entertaining them. In the same way, Nehuy was to make a hunter Kerrik, which was covered in a paramutan cable. And from the entertainment to the spring, only the liver, women and tincture on mumororas remained from the spring.
But as soon as the winter is over, Cerrick began to record not the recipes of the moonshine, but the composition of the paramutan poison for hunting on large vertebrates. This was already absolutely useful information, for the possession of which was worth a whole polar winter to join the moonshine from stainless steel in the company of snowy people.
In anticipation of the elections, I get valuable information that Zelensky is not clown, but an artist. The artists were Reagan, President of America, and Schwarznegger, who wanted, but could not. Nero was an artist by calling, and what an artist was Furyer Shiklgruber, so it's at all the song of Nibelung.
But then there is the same distortion of transmission of sensual experience, as in the case of comparison of the moonshine and liver, dick and tram handle, chess and preference.
Reagan was not just a trade union activist and governor of California (even children know about what is already known. He was one of the scandalous states of the states. Even before he became president, he was represented in the USSR as Litty Markobes and Nekromanta. No joke - they produced books about him. For example, I also knew the pioneer in Jimiya Carter that Reagan hates nature - he said "who saw one sequoy, saw them all" and allowed to chop relict trees.
Sensory experience from President Reagan was not that he is an artist. He was that Roni said: "California. You fucking. Do you need roads in the state or sequoia? Choose something one. I promised you the road. Choose another governor - and then you will not have roads, but will be sequoia. These are your sequoia, and your roads. And I just serve your inertia. "
He did not say - ask for everything that you want, I will promise everything, the main thing is that you once again voted. He said - I have already promised you. And I already do
You can imagine what eggs should have to say in the country where the words "Woman" and "Negro" are insults, the rights of turkeys are defended by the Congress, and the men's derivatives from the word "cook" are not a "cook", but "Covages" .
Schwarzenegger did not glorify as an artist. Arnolyik began to film, already being a millionaire. After emigration from Austria as a bodybuilder, he took up construction business, and laid out for sale as many bricks that the first film for him did not represent commercial interest. Then he starred because he was asked for fans.
The brilliant di Majio conquered the country not only by the fact that there was a baseball idol and her husband Merilin Monroe. He is the only one who came to her funeral with sincere grief. Dull blonde threw a stupid athlete because of the dullness, what could be eloquent? What artistic comparison here can be used? In the aspect of stupidity - it is like a liver, lying on a woman.
Neither Smart Arthur Miller, the next Merilin husband and the owner of Pulitzer, nor the whole family of Kennedy, who spied it in turn, did not come to hold a blonde blonde on the last path, with the help of the intelligence luminal. "Why are you here?" - asked Di Majio at the funeral.
Well, how ... well, this is ... Well, in general ... I promised, and in the grief and in joy, and while death will not give us ...
And at that moment everyone ceased to be funny in America. And the one who called Joe di Majio "Muscular Idiot" suddenly felt an idiot without musculature.
You understand, he behaved like a man not because the athlete. On the contrary.
Chaplin and Pervience, Edith Piaf and Marcel Sedan. Grigory Skovorod was offended by the rudeness of the magnate and left right from the table on the night of barefoot, asking a plate with a treat. He was detained in the chase of the surviving hundred, but did not catch up. "The world caught me ..."
Artists, sculptors, philosophers, artists, musicians - they are not because they fell into politics, which was well drawn, beautifully danced or ridiculously joked. Just at a certain point they showed unusual face of the soul. And "new faces" came to world politics not because they are new.
So you can catch any passion on the street, the face is clearly newer than that of all politicians from the TV.
But the scale of the personalities of the "artists-athletes" was such that he inevitably pushed a person into social ministry, and the media fler and paparazzi sequins were the secondary effect.
And choose a person due to the secondary effect of popularity - it's like that is a deer liver riding a woman, and in the morning I will be surprised at a hangover. It is approximately so, but somehow not a form.
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To complete this literary epopeus associated with primitive hunters, champions on baseball and nobborn presidents.
There was such a Roman emperor Caligula. Also in a certain sense, the artist. He performed the roles he is oh, and as a result, they stuck together with a pregnant wife. After the performance, as a result of a conspiracy organized by Cassion Kesey.
But the problem was that he appointed his horse the initiative by the senator. And the horse from the Senate was impossible to expel. Cut the Caesar - this is wherever nothing went, but the horse in the Senate did not guilty, especially since the senators themselves were confirmed.
Sho writes about this directory.
« After the murderemperorin defense of the incitement, it was said that he, unlike other senators, did not kill anyone and did not give the emperor to any bad advice. Senators also encountered a problem: according to Roman laws before the expiration of the term of office of anyone from the Senate, even a horse, it was impossible to expel. Then the emperor Claudius found a way out: incited by a salary, and he was derived from the model of the Senate as non-commerciallycensus "
Because they chose the horse. Under pressure or not, but the horse was introduced into the Senate. And it was impossible to stop it. At the inviolability of the horse in the Senate was built Rome. Caesar is a matter of life. Not the same one. But choose a stone from under electing, and then the entire SPQR will be indignant - what are we actually built on? What is the right and what word? And why then the slave can not slaughter the owner if he succeeds to protect the sword? And why the senators, such greyhound without caligules, persogently agreed to the horse at the despote? Why not slaughter then and the rest of the senators? Moreover, some of them are not very different from the horses?
Now there is a horse towards us. As a "new face."
Already tried the "Red Director". Already tried the "European beekeeper". Already tried the "normal boys in authority". But as soon as the beginning of something more or less, the desire to try the "new face" appeared.Here is the bitch two times of Kuchma, with all his pizdets and horses in the Senate - no one wanted new faces. But when the aggressor stands in four meters from our chicken coop - suddenly it took a "new face", right now, and not later or before.
In this case, if the artist is inevitable, I vote forDinklaja.
Dwarf, disabled and expensive, he became world famous thanks to the role of Tyrion Lannerner. Also a cinema policy. But. Which, unlike the spherical media nobborn, the rules without the help of the Dnieper oligarchs and did not ask from the budget to shoot movies. Who implemented himself both in the media and in realj. Life.
In the movie he fought against his family, separatists, pirates, dragons, religious obscurants.Personally participated in hostilities. Loved one woman all his life.Never compared his unhappy homeland with a prostitute. And one day voluntarily refused the authorities in favor of the general well-being.
And in reality he, at least, is a sharper media figure than Zelensky. He knows the monarchs and presidents.
Governor Schwarzenegger - Terminator. President Reagan - Nomination for Oscar with Kingz Row. Peter Dinklage is three Emmy and Golden Globe.
Ukraine - Goloborodko, Television of the Galasaevsky District, Champion of Kavan. Or not a champion. What the difference is.
Know sho. If you definitely decided to choose a horse in the Senate, choose at least a thoroughbred input, and not a fading horse from the quarters. If the artist is Dinklaja, if the playwright is then Gavel, if the artist ... Well, let him not Hitler, albeit the insane Diego River. If the writer is hemingway. If producer and showman - then Trump. If the oligarch is then Rockefeller, and not Kolomoisky. If the rogue is Professor Moriarty, and not Yanukovych. If the athlete is di Majio, and not onopku.
It was an artistic comparison. As it is a liver riding a woman. Since the rational arguments are not working - it is necessary to explain how the Neanderthals Cryanonse. Sho "same" and "also" are different things.
And sho was understandable even to primitiveround.
The split of the empire: from Terrible-Nero to Mikhail Romanova-Domitian. [Famous "antique" works by Svetonov, Tacita and Flavia, it turns out, is described in the gross nosovsky Gleb Vladimirovich6. What kind of "horse" Emperor Caligula introduced into the Senate? Respond: Russian-Ordane Khan Simeon Bekbulatovich
6. What kind of "horse" Emperor Caligula introduced into the Senate?
Respond: Russian-Ordane Khan Simeon Bekbulatovich
We all know the popular legend: Say, crazy Caligula wanted to introduce his horse in the Senate. The "antique" plot firmly entered even in modern literature and art. It came to the point that in the luxurious film "About Antiquity", depicted a horse, which was introduced under the welds to the meeting room of the Roman Senate. The excited animal sorkens, evil hits with hooves, breaks out of the hands of harsh Roman harsh. Senators in rich reds are frightened to the walls. Flame torches ... In general, "beautifully done". Spectators sincerely admired. However, now we will disappoint some lovers of elegant history. There was nothing like that. No one batted up the steps of the hot imperial horse. This is the fiction of late historians.
Let's turn to the essence of the case. The encyclopedia of Brockhaus and Efron reports about Caligula: "He built a temple in which his statue was in the form of Jupiter Latch; She was dressed every day just as he was wearing himself. In the state of the priests of this temple, he was also considered; His college was his horse - the same, which he later appointed the consul, "" Caligula. "
Modern commentators convince us that "frank madness swayed in all his actions (he, for example, was going to make his horse)", with. 93.
This story today's historians recognized from Svetonia. Turn to the "Antique Classic". As we will see now, he really reports a very interesting story. Which, however, only with a very tendentious understanding can be interpreted as it is taught today. We quote lights.
"His horse rapidly he was so worried from every concern that every time the ramp was sent to the soldier to bring silence in the neighborhood; He not only made him a stable from marble and nursery from ivory, not only gave purple bedspreads and pearl necklaces, but even took him a palace with serving and utensils, where he invited him from his behalf and eagerly took guests; They say he was even going to make his consul, "p. 125.
In modern comments, it was added that the horse was called Incitatus, that is, "Borzoy", according to Ilyinsky's translator. Next: "Dion (Roman historian Dion Cassius - Auto) I assure that Caligula would have made a horse to the consul if he had not been killed, "p. 312.
If we did not know anything about the correspondence between Caligule and Grozny, it would be difficult to understand this text. Clear, of course, that literal understanding is ridiculous: marble for horse, ivory, purple bedspreads, pearl necklaces; Horse takes guests and even the priest of the temple, together with the emperor ...
What does all of this mean? At first glance, it seems to be unclear.
However, we already discovered a lot and understood a lot. In particular, they realized that Caligula is a phantom reflection of Ivan the Terrible. Let us ask the question: What event from the life of Grozny can correspond to an "antique horse in the Senate"? As soon as the question is asked, the answer suggests itself (however, we repeat, such an understanding comes only after a huge work has already been done to identify the "antique" history with medieval). And our answer is as follows: this is the story of Khan Simeon Bekbulatovich, whom Ivan Grozny allegedly eased to his own throne, and himself remained no matter how. Humbly, they say, sat at the foot of the throne and became submissive to listen to the decrees of the new Khan. We have repeatedly analyzed in detail this story.
Recall that in Millerovsky-Romanovskaya history, Ivan IV "Grozny" renounced the throne in 1575 "and planted on the throne of serving Tatar Khan Simeon Bekbulatovich. Tatar drove into the royal choirs (! - Auto), and the "great sovereign" moved to Arbat (! - Auto). Now he traveled around Moscow "just that the boyars", in the Kremlin Palace, was arranged from the "Grand Prince" (that is, Tatarin Simeon - Auto), who squeezed on the magnificent throne, and listened to his decrees humbly, "with. 195. Simeon was the head of the Zemstvo Duma and had a royal origin, with. 201.
Modern historians are confusedly argued: "The servant Tatar may only be designed to play a major role in the Jasque Masquerade, which did not have a resolutely no right to Russian throne," p. 205.
Looking at these ridiculous scenes of the Millerovskoy-Romanovskaya version, you can understand historians treating these "actions of the Terrible" as schizophrenia. However, in our opinion, there is no schizophrenia here in risen. The fact is that the documents are told here about the real fashion for the throne of the real Russian-ORDEN Khan Simeon in 1572. After the victory of Horde. There is no "second Terrible Tsar" next to him. There is only a "terrible era", personified later by Romanovs represented by the "Terrible Tsar".
Everything immediately becomes in its place. There is no schizophrenia of Grozny, and there is no madness of caligules. The ridiculous "horse in the Senate or Temple" disappears and the real Khan Emperor Simeon appears instead. Russian-Ordinsky, he "antique" Roman. Because Rus-Orda of the XIV-XVI centuries and the "Ancient" Rome is the same thing. It is clear that Khan Simeon lived in marble rest, was surrounded by jewels, ivory, pearls, silk, purple, servant; Felicly took the guests, he was the priest of the temple. There was a change of power, fig. 1.6. In 1572, instead of Khan Ivan V, Khan Simeon Bekbulatovich climbed the Russian-Ordini throne.
It remains only one easy bewilderment. Where did the ridiculous word of the horse come from the pages of "ancient classics"? How did it happen that instead of Han Simeon historians suddenly spoke "about horse"? In fact, everything is clear here. I ask: what was the name of the new Ordan Khan? That's right, Simeon. What letter is equally written, but is read differently in Russian and Latin? That's right, the letter S. in Russian is read as C, and in Latin as K. Consequently, how will the Name of Simeon West European, which is passing from the old Russian language to the newly invented Latin? It is absolutely clear: Cameam will be able to get from Simeon. But after all, the word Kiememon is very close to the old Russian word Komon, which meant horse. See, for example, dictionary V. Daly. That's how the "horse" appeared instead of "Simeon". Either by mistake, or as a result of an intentional belfry. Next earned fantasy of Western European writers and editors. And it turned out a funny "horse in the Senate" or "horse-consul", receiving guests and being the priest of the temple. Then scientists began to be attensely arguing about the madness of Caliguly. Or about the schizophrenia of Grozny. Writing serious articles ... Gross, but ugly, branch on the tree of "historical science".
By the way, hence it is again seen that the "antique" lights often and quite obediently follows the Romanov version of Russian history. It's clear. After the great troubles and the split of the empire, the history of the former Ordane metropolis began to rewrite, first of all, the Romanovs, who established in the heart of Russia-Horde. Of course, they worked in close community with their Western European native-usurparators who captured the power "on the ground", in the former provinces of the Great Empire. It is clear that the newly-made Western rulers sometimes listened to the opinion of their depths on the Moscow throne. Worked the "soul to the soul", with the understanding of the generality of their tasks.
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Rarely which animal can be honored to get into history. As a rule, these are the favorites of great people whose names are not subject to Tlenu. The bright representative of the world of animals, which received worldwide glory due to its owner, was incitement - the horse of the Roman emperor Caliguly. Rome in Rome from 36 to 41 years of AD, Guy Caesar August Germany was a cruel ruler, drowned Rome in the blood and vice. The inflamed consciousness of the emperor saw enemies in every shadow, in every person. For all his short life, he sincerely loved only his sister and his horse.
Dar of Fate
Arriving into the palace, Spanish stallion of light gray suit was a funny pellling name (piglets). The four-legged handsome man was repeatedly the winner on the jumps and received a new name from Caliguly - incitement that translated from Latin means "quick-footed". The crazy ruler just fell in love with his horse. To begin with, he made an incitement by a citizen of Rome, then by a senator and even a candidate for the consuls. Proclamation of himself by God, Caligula made a hoping with his priest, continuing to sink his honors and precious gifts. For a horse, a marble palace was built, he drank only from the Golden Bucket, and I was hung up to the feeder made from the precious ivory. To make your favorite is still happier, the emperor officially married him on the mare Penelope.
From the preserved historical documents, it is known that Caligula riding on his stallion went into the Hall of the Senate and in the refectory. Here, the horse was served by magnificent dishes, poured a hint drink.
The ruler forced his subjects to proclaim the toasts "for the health of the incite!", And slaves and even his wife made him dance in front of him.
Unhealthy love for the horse was reflected in the financial well-being of Romans. Having made the animal with his priest, he appointed a salary in the amount of 8 million sisteries, which was exormably huge money at the time. To assemble this amount, the order was given to put the tribute to all the horses of the Empire. If the owner of the horse could not pay the lifts, the animal was climbed on the stilever.
The death penalty was able to break the peace of incitement to sports competitions. It was forbidden to make noise or talk in the vicinity of the possessions of the Great Horse.
Life after death
After the murder of Kaliguly, the incitement still remained a senator of the Roman Empire, as according to the law, the members of the Senate were not excluded until the end of the period of government. He continued to "serve the people of the Roman Empire," but already having lost the honors and living in a conventional stable with ordinary food. True, it was decided not to divide him with the mare Penelope, as it seemed to be excessive cruelty. From the composition of the Senate, the hectare was able to Emperor Claudia. He cut off the payout, and becoming the "poor", the incitement could not be a senator. Claudius noted that, having occupying such a high post, the incitement never gave the wrong board to the emperor, did not kill anyone and did not start a single war.
In the modern world, the name of the famous horse did not lose its fame. Only now is so called no noble horses, but negligent officials, thereby showing that they correspond to their position, as the incitement of the horse - the priest in the Senate.
